Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
😀
Sardar standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
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On romantic date sardar gf asks him:
'Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
what ever u order first will come first.
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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except sardar
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
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What does sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar : Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
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What happens when sardar wife delivers twins????
He does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...😝
Manager asked sardar at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.
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After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar : In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
😁😉
Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.
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Interviewer: just imagine you are on the3rd floor, it caught fire
and how will you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
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Sardar: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
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Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar: Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...!!!
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Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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